| | A. Whitney Brown -- Vegetarian |
| | Abbey Hoffman - Dope worth shooting |
| | Abraham Lincoln - be thought a fool |
| | Abraham Lincoln - done well by |
| | Abraham Lincoln - Prohibition |
| | Al Gore - Constitutional Napser |
| | Alanis Morissette - Dragged through life. |
| | Albert Camus - revolutionary |
| | Albert Einstein - Creativity |
| | Albert Einstein - handful of experts |
| | Albert Einstein - relativity |
| | Albert Einstein - Success |
| | Albert Einstein - What Counts |
| | Alex Lowe - Inspiring Passion |
| | Allen Ginsberg - The best minds. |
| | Alvin Toffler - Illiterate |
| | Ambrose Bierce - Corporation |
| | Amish Saying - boss in his own home |
| | Amy Lee - Lying to ourselves |
| | Anonymous - A hacker does for love |
| | Anonymous - America is a country... |
| | Anonymous - call in 'gay' |
| | Anonymous - Dance like no one is watching. |
| | Anonymous - Own Your Own Business |
| | Anonymous - Princess |
| | Anonymous - smoke after sex |
| | Anonymous - stupidity |
| | Ansel Adams - No man has the right |
| | Ansel Adams - Sharp image, fuzzy concept |
| | Ansel Adams - Two People |
| | Aran J. Denison - Love |
| | Ari Denison - Burning bridges. |
| | Aristotle - Act Rightly |
| | Aristotle - Love is composed of... |
| | Arnold Schwartzenegger - Strength. |
| | Arnold Schwarzenegger - 500 situps / Prop. 13 |
| | Arnold Schwarzenegger - Bikini Wax |
| | Arnold Schwarzenegger - low-budget art-house |
| | Arnold Schwarzenegger - power and authority |
| | Arthur C. Clarke - God |
| | Benjamin Franklin - when the well is dry |
| | Bertrand Russel - Religion is something |
| | Bertrand Russell - Gossip |
| | Bible - Profit |
| | Bill Clinton - Strength And Wisdom |
| | Bob Dylan - Honest |
| | Bob Wells - For every action... |
| | Booker T. Washington - degrade my soul |
| | Bruce Graham - Cats, computers |
| | Bumper Sticker - make love |
| | C.S. Lewis - Friendship is unnecessary |
| | Calvin (& Hobbes) - science |
| | Carl Zwanzig -duct tape is like the force |
| | Carrie Fisher - drugs |
| | Cartier-Bresson - Joy |
| | Cartier-Bresson - Reality |
| | Chris Rock - America |
| | Climbing - banish fear |
| | Confucious - Courage |
| | Confucious - economize |
| | Confucious - friends |
| | Confucious - future |
| | Confucious - go with heart |
| | Confucious - love of beauty |
| | Confucious - men's nature |
| | Confucious - the superior man |
| | Confucious - understand |
| | Courney Love - Plastic in my body. |
| | Dan Quayle - state of chicago |
| | Dan Rather - An intellectual snob. |
| | Dan Scully - Smart is sexy |
| | Dana Scully - Creature comforts |
| | Dana Scully - robotic probes |
| | Daniel J. Boorstin - The illusion of knowledge. |
| | Dave Barry - golf |
| | Dave Letterman - One-Term-inator |
| | David Letterman - Woody Allen |
| | Dean Alfange - to be an American |
| | Denis Leary - crack |
| | Dennis Ritchie - Unix |
| | Dori Pearson - Pastatute |
| | Douglas Adams - anything goes wrong |
| | Douglas Adams - Complete Fools |
| | Douglas Adams - Deadlines |
| | Douglas Adams - disinclination |
| | Douglas Adams - Lunchtime |
| | Douglas Adams - Power |
| | Dr. W. Edwards Deming - In God We Trust |
| | Edsger Dijkstra - Computer Science |
| | Edward Abbey - A city man |
| | Edward Abbey - A Man Without Passion |
| | Edward Abbey - America my country |
| | Edward Abbey - Anarchy |
| | Edward Abbey - Art and Sedition |
| | Edward Abbey - Benedicto |
| | Edward Abbey - California |
| | Edward Abbey - Capitalism |
| | Edward Abbey - Collapse |
| | Edward Abbey - Common Terrorism |
| | Edward Abbey - Delicate Arch |
| | Edward Abbey - Desire Lends Strength. |
| | Edward Abbey - Despair |
| | Edward Abbey - Growth |
| | Edward Abbey - Liberty Guaranteed |
| | Edward Abbey - Manhood |
| | Edward Abbey - Manual Trade |
| | Edward Abbey - Modern Fictioners |
| | Edward Abbey - New York |
| | Edward Abbey - Outlive the Bastards |
| | Edward Abbey - Petty Tyranny |
| | Edward Abbey - Ranchers |
| | Edward Abbey - Rights to exist |
| | Edward Abbey - Savages |
| | Edward Abbey - Science |
| | Edward Abbey - Simplicity |
| | Edward Abbey - Stupidity fueled by greed. |
| | Edward Abbey - Style |
| | Edward Abbey - Suicidal Poets |
| | Edward Abbey - Susan Sontag |
| | Edward Abbey - Technology |
| | Edward Abbey - The Highest Treason |
| | Edward Abbey - The Plow |
| | Edward Abbey - The Real Work Of Men |
| | Edward Abbey - Ventursome Minority |
| | Edward Abbey - Wise man |
| | Einstein - Great Spirits. |
| | Einstein - Heroism |
| | Einstein - Technological Progress |
| | Ellen DeGeneres - The Flying Nun |
| | Ellen Goodman - Normal |
| | Eminem - Leave that to me. |
| | Epicurus - Wealth |
| | Eric Porterfield - owning a computer |
| | Ernest Hemmingway - do sober |
| | Fidel Castro - On president Reagan |
| | Flag / Constitution |
| | Franklin Roosevelt - a nation that destroys it's soil |
| | Gabriel Siegrist - Tron |
| | Geek Haiku - network down |
| | Geek Haiku - the web site you seek.. |
| | George Bush - Drug Therapy |
| | George Bush - The trouble with the French. |
| | George H. W. Bush - opinions |
| | George Oswall - revolution and revenge |
| | George W. Bush - non-fatal shootings. |
| | Gerald Ford - I watch a lot of baseball. |
| | Heinrich Heine - Profit From Praise |
| | Helena Bonham Carter - I arm-wrestle. |
| | Henry David Thoreau - drink for a wise man |
| | Henry David Thoreau - essential facts of life |
| | Henry David Thoreau - live your life |
| | Henry David Thoreau - Love |
| | Henry David Thoreau - morality |
| | Henry David Thoreau - obligation to break the law |
| | Henry David Thoreau - quiet desperation |
| | Henry David Thoreau - richest man |
| | Henry Rollins - as miserable |
| | Henry Rollins - controlled by a plant |
| | Henry Rollins - half of life |
| | Henry Rollins - I will write |
| | Henry Rollins - keep your blood clean |
| | Henry Rollins - keep your existence lean |
| | Henry Rollins - Life is full of choices |
| | Henry Rollins - mutual hatred |
| | Henry Rollins - outlearn them, outlive them |
| | Henry Rollins - resuscitating the body and the soul |
| | Henry Rollins - snort that coke |
| | Herm Albright - positive attitude |
| | Hubert Humphrey - Surprised Mother In Law. |
| | Ian MacKaye - Straight Edge |
| | Ilya Grigoryevich Ehrenburg - asphalt and green grass. |
| | Ingrid Bergmen - A kiss is a lovely trick |
| | Jacques Anatole Thibault - sexual abberations |
| | James Dean - Immortality |
| | Jay Leno - Wonder Bra |
| | Jeff Foxworthy - Designated Driver |
| | Jeff Shaw - Gay Marriage |
| | Jeff Stilson - vacuum cleaners. |
| | Jennifer Lopez - Sexy and promiscuous. |
| | Jeremy Mills - Anorexia by Proxy |
| | JFK - Art |
| | JFK - human destiny |
| | Jim Hightower - On George Bush |
| | Jim Morrison - Peace with Authority |
| | Jimmy Carter - Congress / Drugs |
| | John Adams - Politics and war, mathematics and philospohy. |
| | John D. Rockefeller - Money for Money's Sake |
| | John F. Kennedy - Mothers |
| | John Long - Strangely Fantastic |
| | John Maynard Keynes - The Wickedest of Men. |
| | John Steinbeck - critic without ambition |
| | John Steinbeck - the things we admire in men |
| | Jonathan Swift - expect nothing |
| | La Rochefoucauld - Absence diminishes small loves... |
| | Lao-Tzu - A scholar who cherishes comfort. |
| | Lin Yutang - The wisdom of life. |
| | Lü Bu-wei - Moral Principles |
| | Mahatama Gandhi - More To Life. |
| | Mahatma Gandhi - Die Tomorrow. |
| | Mahatma Gandhi - Ignore, laugh, fight, win. |
| | Marcel Achard - When I give a lecture. |
| | Marcus Martialis - Sorrow Endured |
| | Margaret Thatcher - The French |
| | Mark Twain - naked people |
| | Mark Twain - Prudence |
| | Mark Twain - the man who does not read books |
| | Marshall McLuhan - Art |
| | Martin H. Fischer - Weak men. |
| | Mary Pettibone Poole - To repeat what others have said |
| | Matthew - Gain the Whole World |
| | Meet the press - 50% / 9% |
| | Michael Thomas Ford - Bruce willis movies. |
| | Mike Myers - Mojo |
| | Milla Jovovich - Music, Acting, Modeling |
| | Mitch Radcliffe - handguns and tequila |
| | Mohandas K. Gandhi - every man's greed |
| | Moliere - writing |
| | Mongo - internet dating |
| | NBN - saddle |
| | NOFX - regrets |
| | open-mind.org - alcohol |
| | open-mind.org - higher power |
| | open-mind.org - suicide |
| | Oscar Wilde - Education. |
| | Paul Krassner - Watch your self. |
| | Picasso - Computers |
| | Ralph Waldo Emerson - Society never advances. |
| | Ralph Waldo Emerson - sweets and virtues |
| | Real Programmers don't write specs |
| | Rich Cook - better idiots |
| | Richard Powers - What you were born knowing. |
| | Richard Taylor - Reputation for veracity. |
| | Robert Downey Junior - Allergic to Alcohol |
| | Robert Frost - Americans |
| | Robert Frost - Brain |
| | Robert Frost - Diplomat |
| | Robert Frost - Happiness |
| | Robert Frost - Life |
| | Robert Frost - Lovers Quarrel |
| | Robert Frost - the secret sits |
| | Robert Frost - To be loved. |
| | Robert Frost - Two such as you |
| | Robert Orben - Illegal aliens |
| | Robin Williams - Divorce |
| | Robin WIlliams - Nancy Reagan |
| | Ronald Reagan - Deficit |
| | Ronald Reagan - Hippy |
| | Ronald Reagan - Mt. St. Helens |
| | Ronald Reagan - Trees cause pollution. |
| | Roosevelt - end of your rope |
| | Roosevelt - fate |
| | Roosevelt - fear |
| | Roosevelt - future |
| | Roosevelt - try something |
| | S+H - if god were understood |
| | S+H - Love inspires |
| | Salvador Dali - Mistakes |
| | Sam Brown - offend them with substance |
| | Sara D - infidelity |
| | Seasoned Unixen |
| | Shakespeare - Witty Fool. |
| | Slashdot - your time has no value |
| | Slashod Post - Recovery |
| | Socrates - Good Men |
| | Spalding Gray - You are going to die. |
| | Spider Killer |
| | Susan Sontag - Interpretation |
| | The Tick - sanity |
| | Theodore Roosevelt - Conservation |
| | Theodore Roosevelt - Dare mighty things. |
| | Thomas Jefferson - Honesty |
| | Thomas Jefferson - The Majority Who Participate. |
| | Unknown - A friend |
| | Unknown - a hacker does for love |
| | Unknown - DARE |
| | Unknown - Disney World |
| | Unknown - Fur and leather |
| | Unknown - get laid, well and often |
| | Unknown - giant buttered cat array |
| | Unknown - Homework |
| | Unknown - Mac OS X |
| | Unknown - Safety Labels |
| | Unknown - TV Programming |
| | Valerie Martin - Turn off the sound. |
| | Vincent van Gogh - ...The Fact That My Paintings Don't Sell |
| | Vladimir Putin - Slashdot |
| | W. H. Auden - As the poets have mournfully sung |
| | WH Auden - Funeral Blues |
| | Will Rogers - Smart |
| | Will Rogers - three kinds of men |
| | William Blake - The bones of the dead. |
| | Winston Churchill - Optimism / Pessimism |
| | Winston Churchill - Socialism Capitalism |
| | Yakov Smirnoff - American Women |
| | Yoda - Two there are. |
| | Zen Proverb - pliable and soft |
