Straight Edge Life

So I came into Borders just now and sat down at one of the tables to do a little work. Of course I wanted to be near an electrical outlet so I could plug in and save battery time on my powerbook. So what do I do? I do what I always do and I sit facing the dude I think is most likely to get up and leave and sorta stare at him all funny like until he gets all uncomfortable and leaves. Takes about five minutes until he’s wiggling and squirming in his chair and finally leaves. I quickly move over into his spot only to realize that I left my power adapter at home. I’m a jerk.