Straight Edge Life

So I was trying to improve the security on one of my servers today… I was making really good progress, cranking through docs, trying out different possible ways to make the technology work for all of my users when it happened. I squeaked. I actually squeaked audibly when I realized that I had, in fact, found a way to get something stronger, safer and easier to use working on windows xp and mac os x and on this server with almost no effort. How sad is that? I squeaked. I’m so ashamed.