Straight Edge Life

To the anonymous and barely literate cowards who keep leaving stupid little hate comments on my blog entries… I will continue to delete your comments until the day I take this site offline. I will continue to block your IPs each and every time you post one of your pathetic little comments. I will continue to fart in your general direction whenever my bowels gurgle up some stinky gas. I will continue to stick pins in my blog troll voodoo doll (primarily in the crotch region) and will continue to curse your annoying and cowardly existence until you find something better to do with your useless waste of a life and time. Eat shit and die.

You just annoy, and should the day come when I have the inclination to track back your ip address from my logs, find which ISP you are with and then call said ISP from another ISP, identify your cowardly ass personally, and report your pathetic self as having made threats to our customers, mention a few words like bomb, terrorism, and jihad, thus getting your ass flagged and monitored by the feds compliments of our lovely patriot act, and then sell your fucking identity to someone creative enough to really make good use of it… I’m quite sure I will. Or perhaps I’ll report your IP as being an open relay for spam to every black-hole list on the globe, thus blocking all outgoing mail from your computer by most of the mailservers on this planet. Or perhaps a combination of all of the above would do the trick best.

If you have something to say to me you should include your name. Otherwise you might as well just fuck off. It’s a lot less trouble for both of us.